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Finally you can figure out where to vote AND get your daily dose of swearing in at yourfuckingpollingplace.com
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Prime Minister of Australia kicking ass and taking names (mostly Tony Abbott’s). [x]
amazing.
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Rmoney Boo Boo on the left during a press conference last week and on the right at an appearance on Univision. He basically put on brownface to talk to latino voters.
I bet Barack Obama was the kid who told you the answer when the teacher called on you in class because you weren’t paying attention.
Mitt Romney was the kid who reminded the teacher they had homework
mitt romney was the guy who singled out the queer students and physically assaulted them actually
George Washington with Boob Cheeks
Water color on Paper
2012
This is an entire Tumblr. Happy Monday!
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(Reuters) - CNN’s Candy Crowley will become the first woman in 20 years to moderate a presidential debate when she questions President Barack Obama and his Republican rival Mitt Romney in October.
The cable network’s chief political correspondent is set to lead one of three debates before the November 6 general election, the bipartisan Commission on Presidential Debates said on Monday.
“I am wowed, amazed and excited by the opportunity to moderate a 2012 presidential debate,” Crowley said.
The move follows a recent push for a female moderator since ABC’s Carole Simpson in 1992. The commission made no mention of the gender milestone in making its announcement, only the moderators’ expertise.
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Police in Grand Rapids, Michigan say that there was nothing they could do after Bible-preaching protesters threatened to rape and murder pro-LGBT activists at a “Gay Day” event over the weekend.
In a video posted to YouTube, several protesters with Bibles can be seen shouting at a woman celebrating in the inaugural “Gay Day” celebration, an event organized by the human rights group Tolerance, Equality and Awareness Movement (TEAM) to showcase the community’s diversity.
“Back in the day there was no free power, there was no going to the mall,” one protester tells the woman. “There was, ‘sit your ass in this house until I bring my ass home.’”
“And if your ass get to going out there like you said, guess what?” a second protester adds. “You get raped. And that’s what’s going to happen to you. … Keep your pussy clean, that’s all you need to do. Do you understand?”
After one man claims, “the Lord said that,” the woman challenges him to find the corresponding Bible verse.
He responds with Isaiah 13: “Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished.”
“What does ‘ravished’ mean? It means, we going to rape your ass,” the protester explains. “And I’m going to have fun doing that shit. And you going to like that. I promise you.”
After briefly arguing that he is misinterpreting the Bible, the woman observes, “Anything I say, you say it doesn’t matter.”
“It’s going to matter right now,” the man shoots back. “It’s going to matter when your clothes off and I’m going inside of you repeatedly. That’s when it’s going to matter. Because you going to enjoy yourself.”
The woman in the video told WWMT that the men also recited her boyfriend’s license plate number and promised to find and kill him. She said she called 911, but the Grand Rapids Police Department officer told her that there was nothing he could do.
Rep. John Conyers (D-Mich.) made light of the hearing by speaking en Español.
A House committee held a hearing Thursday morning on a Republican bill that declares English the official language of the United States. Said hearing quickly devolved into a political sideshow.
The GOP hates Asians more than twice as much as they hate everybody else.
