Before we get married, there’s something we need to discuss. We’ve never talked about it before, but…
We were supposed to be here eight weeks. I am so happy that those eight weeks turned into three years.
Ron, listen to me very carefully. I lost my father when I was 10. I don’t have any brothers, and Ken Burns never wrote me back. So I am not getting married without you there to walk me down the aisle. End of discussion.
"When you're in love, everything seems like a sign"
Hungover!Joan Callamezzo
Parks and Recreation - 5x13 - Emergency Response
Valentine’s Day seems like the right day to repost this video Zooey Deschanel and I made two years ago for HelloGiggles. Here we are singing Tonight You Belong to Me in front of a Macbook camera. And below is a Jean-Ralphio Valentine’s Card that someone drew. To whoever made it, thank you, it’s adorable. Happy Valentine’s Day!
I’m not crazy about candy but I do prefer Twizzlers over Red vines, sorry Leslie Knope, I’m with Benji on that one.


