Before we get married, there’s something we need to discuss. We’ve never talked about it before, but…

We were supposed to be here eight weeks. I am so happy that those eight weeks turned into three years.

Ron, listen to me very carefully. I lost my father when I was 10. I don’t have any brothers, and Ken Burns never wrote me back. So I am not getting married without you there to walk me down the aisle. End of discussion.

"When you're in love, everything seems like a sign"

holdingontoyoufordearlife:

Hungover!Joan Callamezzo

Parks and Recreation - 5x13 - Emergency Response

rejectedjokes:

Valentine’s Day seems like the right day to repost this video Zooey Deschanel and I made two years ago for HelloGiggles. Here we are singing Tonight You Belong to Me in front of a Macbook camera. And below is a Jean-Ralphio Valentine’s Card that someone drew. To whoever made it, thank you, it’s adorable. Happy Valentine’s Day!

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barackobama:

This is real, this is happening.

barackobama:

This is real, this is happening.

I’m not crazy about candy but I do prefer Twizzlers over Red vines, sorry Leslie Knope, I’m with Benji on that one.

babiescantbepledges:

Everything about this

babiescantbepledges:

Everything about this