stop that cat. you are not Mufasa. i am not Scar. i’m not trying to take your place as king of the house, i’m just saying that i can’t feed you twenty times a day.
cats. stop. NEITHER of you can sit on the computer.
get out of there cat. your camouflage is not working.
get out of that coat cat. i don’t see this modelling career going anywhere.
fine. sit there. i’m putting your food bowl behind a door with a knob.
stop that cat. you are not mulan. your true reflection is still a cat.
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