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Parks and Recreation 2.06, “Kaboom”
| CREDIT CARD LADY: | We noticed some abnormal activity on your credit card, so we just need you to confirm or deny some of the recent charges. |
| LESLIE: | Okay, thank you. |
| CREDIT CARD LADY: | $20 to Netflix. |
| LESLIE: | Yep. |
| CREDIT CARD LADY: | $20 to Blockbuster online. |
| TOM: | Both? |
| LESLIE: | I needed all eleven discs of Gossip Girl at the same time. |
| CREDIT CARD LADY: | $120 in tuition to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. |
| LESLIE: | They give you a little wand and a diploma. It’s fun. |
| TOM: | What did you major in? |
| LESLIE: | Potions. You know, I’m going to take you off speaker phone. Go ahead. |
| CREDIT CARD LADY: | Jessica Simpson clip-in hair extensions. |
| LESLIE: | No, okay, umm…I wore those once. It was a money back guarantee, but I forgot to return them. |
| CREDIT CARD LADY: | Man Pillow, the pillow shaped like a man. |
| TOM: | Oh god. |
| CREDIT CARD LADY: | Also something called Bucket of Cake. |
| LESLIE: | Yeah, you know what? I think someone definitely stole my credit card, so why don’t you just cancel it? |
| CREDIT CARD LADY: | Do you want to hear what else they purchased? |
| TOM: | Yes. |
| LESLIE: | No, umm, you don’t have to refund anything. Just cancel the credit card and we’ll all go on with our lives. Thank you. |
| TOM: | So, what does the man pillow look like? |
| LESLIE: | Daniel Craig. It’s for my lower back. |
