I now pronounce you, husband and wife.
In my time working for the state government, my job sent me to 46 cities in 11 years. I lived in villages with 8 people, rural farming communities, college towns, I was sent to every corner of Indiana. And then I came here, and I realized that this whole time, I was just wandering around everywhere just looking for you.
Before we get married, there’s something we need to discuss. We’ve never talked about it before, but…
Ron, listen to me very carefully. I lost my father when I was 10. I don’t have any brothers, and Ken Burns never wrote me back. So I am not getting married without you there to walk me down the aisle. End of discussion.