I am XBOX DONE with you microsoft until you reverse your poor life decisions.
I have got to stop reading harry potter fan fiction before bed. The real magic is how one chapter at 1am turns into oops I finished the entire fic at 4am.
calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery
That little girl at the end is like fuck yes
I’ve been waiting for this gifset lol
These commercials are so precious and if they’re scripted it would make me sad because they seem to be pretty authentic at least from my experience with my own kid and my nephew.
I love these commercials, too! Did you see the werewolf one?
OMG people are finally making gifs for these! My world is now complete!!
My bf makes me watch these commericials instead of speeding through them on the dvr. I like the werewolf one, and the one where the kid wants to tape a cheetah to his grandma.
i shit you fucking not i got weepinzard first try and now i can’t stop laughing at his dumb face and his dumb name
If you are part of a privileged group and have to constantly demand that somebody in an oppressed group say “not all (insert privileged group here) are like that”
what you are really demanding is that they reassure you that you’re not like that and you’re not being held accountable
which is a cowardly thing to do and also shows the great lengths you will go to in order to avoid examining your role in a toxic system
(Source: queencersei)





