the-absolute-funniest-posts:

bebroom:

THIS SI SSOOO FUNNY I KNOW ITS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE ARTISTIC BUT OH MY GO D LOOK AT HER SENSUAL FACEAND THE FLAMINGO IS JUST LIKST “OH MY GOD WHATS GOING ON”

(Source: take-me-far-away-from-here)

flawlesstrueperfection:

if you never had to actually have your rights voted on because you always had them by default i think it’s safe to say you can sit the fuck down

(Source: 021013)

(Source: coconotchanel)

So I’m halfway through the movie 200 Pounds Beauty and I rly rly h8 it. At this point I have switched from curious interest to h8 watching it, and now h8 blogging about it.

First couple minutes in you’re introduced to this fat woman, whose worth we are clearly supposed to match up against her appearance. People are constantly reminding her of how worthless she is, and she works as the actual singing voice to some skinny twig pop sensation.

Her only friend outright tells her that out of the 3 kinds of women there are in the entire world, she is a REJECT. WHAT THE FUCK? And they are friends how? She dates this guy who sells diet pills, and he blames her for his business failing because she bought a shit ton of pills from him and people can still see she is still fat, and when he breaks up with her she tries to OD on those pills and the emt people can’t get her off the gurney. THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUNNY SCENE.

I can not with this movie.

I’m past the part where she has majorly drastic plastic surgery and now everyone is bending over backwards to make her happy. But her friend just told her that she’s now a monster and doesn’t fit into the 3 categories of women anymore because of all the surgery. HOW THE HELL ARE THOSE TWO STILL FRIENDS LET ALONE FRIENDS AT ALL?

I still have 52 minutes of this movie to go but I think I can figure out the ending from what I’ve seen so far.

The girl finally owns up to all her surgery amd almost loses the guy, but then mr. magnanimous will see straight to her *~inner beauty~* and everyone who ever shit on her will be punished.

oldmanyellsatcloud:

Whyyyyyyyyyiottaaaaah.

(Source: chumpersonable)

jamekirks:

have you accepted john cho as your lord and savior

Game of Thrones S03: My Understanding so Far

(Source: wantstobelieve)

busket:

a comparison between the beginning and the ending of bioshock infinite

kairisk:

So I pokemon-fusioned and

…

the MAJESTY

I can’t anymore.

I am XBOX DONE with you microsoft until you reverse your poor life decisions.

I have got to stop reading harry potter fan fiction before bed. The real magic is how one chapter at 1am turns into oops I finished the entire fic at 4am.

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

cherry-maulface:

Hahaha

(Source: pizzastiel)

onthesideoftheotters:

hopping on this bandwagon

(Source: bunpop)

missatralissa:

mommy-cuteella:

scooterpiebanana:

tangiblesoul:

trynabecarefree:

That little girl at the end is like fuck yes

I’ve been waiting for this gifset lol

These commercials are so precious and if they’re scripted it would make me sad because they seem to be pretty authentic at least from my experience with my own kid and my nephew. 

I love these commercials, too!  Did you see the werewolf one?

OMG people are finally making gifs for these! My world is now complete!! 

My bf makes me watch these commericials instead of speeding through them on the dvr. I like the werewolf one, and the one where the kid wants to tape a cheetah to his grandma.